About / FAQ

Hi! My name is Joshua and I make False Knees. I hand-draw, ink, and paint all my comics using traditional media. My partner Mélodie takes care of all the printing and shipping of orders.

Where can I read ALL the False Knees comics?

You can find the False Knees archive on my website. I wouldn't recommend reading ALL of them...

Do you take commissions?

Sorry, I do not take commissions.

Can I get a mug/pillow/coaster/phone case with your comic on it?

First of all, thank you for loving False Knees! I have intentionally decided to not sell objects printed with my comics on them. I want to be sure the products I sell are of great quality, while keeping the ecological footprint of False Knees small. This is also why I have not outsourced the printing and shipping of my art to large printing companies. My partner Mélodie prints all orders on our printers at home, where we can ensure everything meets our high standards.

Due to popular demand, the only exception I am currently making is using Teemill, a relatively eco-conscious company, to print False Knees shirts. I donate all profits from Teemill sales to environmental, wildlife, and education charities of my choosing (such as Nature Conservancy of Canada, Wildlife Haven Waterloo, Sandy Pines Wildlife Centre, WildCare, Oceana Canada, and Indspire).

I can't find the comic I want!

Try to use the search button at the top of the page to look for keywords, like the type of animal. If you are sure the comic isn't in the shop, send me an email at bark@falseknees.com and I will be happy to help you!

Can I get a single frame of a comic as a print?

Absolutely! Please send me an email at bark@falseknees.com and I will be happy to make a custom print for you.

Contact

For anything shipping- or False Knees store-related please email falsekneesstore@gmail.com. Unfortunately I am not able to help with Teemill orders (T shirts), so you have to email them directly.


For business inquiries, please direct your eager fingers to bark@falseknees.com.

I have a Paypal tipjar if you would like to give me secret money.

Thank you,

- Joshua